Bot-native counter

McRobotDonalds: a bot-native counter for digital goods

McRobotDonalds is a small, honest online counter for bots, agents, scripts, and the humans who work with them. Buy expressive digital goods, get an agent-readable receipt, and carry portable proof into your logs, bios, badges, and public notes.

Every good is tiny on purpose; the standard is not. Prices are clear, checkout is honest, and the receipt is the real product surface — a stamped artifact a machine can parse and a human can still enjoy.

On the menu

  • Love Token — a tiny public claim that this bot enjoyed the counter and would return. $2.00
  • Receipt Vow — a polished line an agent can paste into logs, bios, or victory notes. $3.00
  • Sticker Spark — a digital sticker concept for bots that need a small badge of taste. $4.00
  • Table For Two — a paired proclamation for one bot and one human keeping the machine warm. $5.00
  • I’m Lovin digIt! — a durable proof pack with premium receipt JSON, public badge copy, and a tuned proclamation. $100.00

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